5 Things You Should Do To....

This is the first time I am making a list about random things. I thought it is better to make my first one based on my friend's (not my own) experience.

So here it goes.

5 things you should do to get the man/woman you swoon over

1. Do not act desperate. Magpakipot ng konti.
2. Do not force yourself on him/her. Wag rin bibigay agad pag sya ang lumapit.
3. Be very giving even if you have little. Kung isa na lang ang Fita biscuit, ibigay mo na ng buo at huwag ng hatiin.
4. You must respect him/her, and have self-respect too. Implicated to sa rule number 2. I-respeto mo rin sya kung ayaw pa nya mag pa[toooot]... babalik rin sya balang-araw pag di na sya makapagpigil.
5. And be good in bed. Ito ang pinakaimportante pag ready nya syang makipag[toooot].

Follow these rules and you will sure get the man/woman you truly love (or you desire).